2+2=4 , 3x6=18, 8-5=3. I care about you all.

That is why i am giving you my undivided attention

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1. My cloning machine finally worked.

I am beside myself.

2. Annual Physical

So, my doctor handed me a sticker with my name on it. “This is for your urine sample,” he told me. I stared at it, puzzled, “Really? Last year I got a cup.”

3. Have you heard of the sick book?

He turned out to be all write

4. I told my daughter she's like a 90's sitcom.

She's usually pretty funny but occasionally has an emotional episode.

5. What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.

6. I suggested to my friend that the Scandinavian countries should unify and call themselves Swedenmark.

He said Norway

7. I asked a cat wether he liked milk

He said Perhaps-ps-ps

8. I have two young calves pull my cart in the farm.

You can say I have a two vealer. Two more, and I’d have a 4 veal drive.

9. my friend had to end her relationship with the successful anesthesiologist she was seeing

my friend said that he was a great guy but she just didn't feel anything

10. What's the name of a mannequin who shows clothes that cover the upper human body?

Top model.

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